Know assisted living facilities? $10/review. (Telecommute)

If you're familiar with several assisted living facilities (excluding any that have directly employed you), we'd love to pay you $10/review. We're looking for reviews that reflect your personal experience of a facility, including anecdotes, observations, or details such as "I saw a staff member comfort a distressed resident with a friendly joke" or "It seemed like a lot of the residents were just watching TV." We're not looking for reviews full of widely available facts, like the number of rooms at the facility, since we probably already have that information in our database. Instead, we're looking for your personal opinions -- what makes this particular facility better or worse than the hundreds of other ones out there?